From Rotowire, the fantasy hockey tip sheet on Richard Zednik, who is in stable condition after getting his throat slit open by a skate on a game on February 10th:

Feb 9 Zednik scored twice Saturday to extend his point streak to four games and nine points.

Recommendation: He has six goals and three helpers in the streak and is worthy of a waiver grab right now. Just be prepared to drop him when he freezes up -- it's not a matter of if it'll happen but when.

Oooo.

Jeez, Rotowire guy- you slash your carteroid artery, and see if you don't "freeze up."

Awkward.