We're up here in the rafters of the Verizon Center, and it's a lot like being a kid and reading your Dad's porn. A lot of fun, but I keep looking over my shoulder and hoping that nobody finds out what I'm doing and busts me for it.

Also, I'm masturbating.

That's not wrong, right?

Crap.

Federov just scored on a five on three, in the last seconds of the first period.

With any Luck, Backstrom will tie it up for us.